Bastard: Oh baby, do you wanna go to this thing with my friends?
Me:Eh, I thought we were looking to go somewhere together?
Bastard:Oh, we can still do that. This is different.
Me:Oh, okay.
Me: So I'd like to go to this thing next weekend? Lets?
Bastard: Oh no, I'm low in cash + you know I just got back.
Spent quite a lot of money and kinda wanna take it slow this week.
Me: Oh, okay.
Bastard: Hey, wanna go to this thing with my friends? Should be fun!
Me: I thought you have no money and want it chilled?
Bastard: Yeah, but that was last week. This week it's halloween.
Me: Oh, okay.
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
